guys, my mom rocks. seriously. she told me that she thinks "south park" is hilarious. then she made a stir-fry dinner. how awesome is she?

on an unrelated note, i finally met dan's girlfriend. sarah. now i can assure all the lafayette gang that she is indeed real and even seems to not mind touching him. he's such a mushy wuss around her. i bet i get like that with a girlfriend too. its a good thing i'm really mean to my students, it gets me practice at being an asshole, which is sure to win me some ladies some day.

my future is so clouded its amazing. i have a college degree, a teaching license, and enough debt to fill scrooge mcduck's money bin. if i want i could teach next year at pierce on a one-year contract. i could end up subbing full time in the area. i could try for a job in some school around here. or i could try and move away. find a job not close to the midwest, usa. how great would be to be teaching in some school on the coast of oregon like, 3 days a week? i think that just might be my little slice of heaven, right there.

i've been searching for this one baseball story i was working on weeks ago and i can't find. i think in my fury to pack shit up in my apartment i filed the story away somewhere. i didn't type it up. i want to write that story. i need to work on it. its the only creative outlet outside of my job that i am eager and willing to pursue! who stole my story!

oh MY GOD MY FINGERS HURT FROM TYPING ON THIS SMALL LAPTOP KEYBOARD!